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Hey, I'm Courtney, and this is my blog full of who knows what.

They/them pronouns please.

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gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

deadwright:

songofages:

m0m-jeans:

jonwowker:

s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

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sulupoo:

lifehack: kiss me. just kiss me. oh my god i just want a kiss pls kiss me

the-meta:

kadlez:

Why do Cinder’s eyes glow when she tells Roman not to worry about their grand plan

Might’ve been a threatening glow, since they glow when she uses her semblance.

"Threatening glow"

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

Also I’m buying a ukulele tomorrow

· personal ·

Is there a word that’s kinda like sexually frustrated but not sexually like really I just wanna make out with someone for a while and then cuddle I don’t wanna do the do

Is there a word for that because that is the only thing I am down for at the moment but I’m also painfully obviously single

If there’s anyone I know irl that wants to date me please let me know I will honestly take it into consideration

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

hologran:

i keep forgetting that’s a grown man

what the fuck even is australia

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

askteamtheta:

sam-and-baby:

Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.

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This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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